Tag: funny
member name: Kelly K ~ Jesus is the reason for the season ~
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January 22, 2008 07:19 PM EST --
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the
preacher. After awhile, the preacher asks anyone with
needs to come forward and be prayed over.
Bubba gets in line and when it's his turn the
preacher . . .
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January 28, 2008 04:11 PM EST --
POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM
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> I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I
> was met with, "Hi!
> I'm Belinda!"
> This . . .
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October 04, 2008 11:33 AM EDT --
'Twas the night
before Halloween and all through the place not a candy was left how could Momma save face?
The kids were all tucked in their beds one through six . . .
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December 22, 2008 10:51 AM EST --
It's a romantic full moon when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you . . .
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January 28, 2007 12:59 PM EST --
> > fwd to me by a friend.
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
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> >The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like,
>and he replies, . . .
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June 11, 2008 12:26 PM EDT --
> Southern Thinking
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> Alabama :
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> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
> the day. That night, one of the hunters returned . . .
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February 28, 2008 03:54 PM EST --
A tourist from the Atlanta area was hiking through the mountains of North Carolina when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, . . .
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June 11, 2008 12:14 PM EDT --
Burial At Sea
Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their Uncle, who had
been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.
Of course, in due time, . . .
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December 08, 2008 11:23 AM EST --
Well, you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told
You may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard . . .
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February 02, 2007 02:28 PM EST --
Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway . . .
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October 10, 2008 04:52 PM EDT --
The easiest day was...yesterday
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September 29, 2009 11:27 AM EDT --
this was in my email, had to share, lol.
Enjoy!!
THE TINY CABIN
A government worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia . . .
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January 18, 2008 04:11 PM EST --
Have you ever wondered….
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: . . .
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February 16, 2008 06:38 PM EST --
Do Cats Go to Heaven?
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." . . .
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March 12, 2008 11:18 AM EDT --
Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him
"playing church" with
their three kittens.** **He had the kittens sitting in
a row, and he was preaching to them.
Preaching . . .
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December 02, 2008 12:43 PM EST --
Attitude Frosty!! just click
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September 27, 2009 04:13 PM EDT --
Baby Dances To Beyonce @ Yahoo! Video
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January 18, 2008 04:05 PM EST --
Why God Made Moms:
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean . . .
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October 06, 2008 10:41 AM EDT --
During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from
crying---until she glanced at my grandparents. My grandmother
had reached over to my grandfather' s wheelchair and gently
touched . . .
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June 11, 2008 12:20 PM EDT --
Hilary Clinton, Who has a question?
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world.
After her talk . . .
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